5:15 pm: Lucas and I decide we deserve dinner out and take the twins to Cracker Barrel.
6:15 pm: We got to leave and Lucas places Ryan in my arms, at which point I discover an explosive blowout - on the high chair, down his leg, and now on my hand! I take him to the bathroom and discover that while I have an extra outfit, I am out of diapers! In the meantime, Lucas, busy with Allie is unable to clean up the high chair. How much do you tip the waitress who cleans up your child's excrement? A LOT.
6:30 pm: I run into Target to get diapers (Ry guy is currently going commando in his car seat) and supplies to make the magic diaper cream.
6:45 pm: I discover that the diaper run is too late as I go to diaper Ryan and find his outfit completely soaked. Little Man rides home wearing nothing but a diaper and a smile!
7:30 pm: The twins are in bed. The sink is no longer leaking. We have a new refrigerator on the way. Lucas is adding salt to the water softner. The twins are sleeping slathered in the magic cream. Things are looking up (we hope!).
It was a comedy of errors. Thank goodness we were able to keep laughing. Hopefully things look up soon!